Grey, Grey Go Away
Please Hold (for the King of Mars)
A Bird in an Egg
I'll Win Your Heart
We Are Smart!
This year we met in New York City, New York, where we
rented a rehearsal space, just like a real band would. The place even had
drums! As if that weren't enough, we also added a new member, a guy by the
name of Mike Bell. He's not much of a musician, but he's an old high school
friend and he's pretty fun to hang out with now that he's stopped feathering
his hair and being abusive. He's still in a probationary period, and we
haven't let him sign the "once a year for life" pact yet, but it's nice
to have a fourth person to split expenses with. In fact, if you'd like
to be in the band, just write and ask. You know the old saying, "If you
have lots of money to waste, you can join the Monkey Power Trio." For
$1000, we'll even put your face on the cover and let you sing all the songs!